Metro's Tuesday night TV breakdown.
'The Bachelor’s Funniest Moments’
REALITY. This is a look at all the “funniest” stuff (read: ridiculous/pathetic/embarrassing) that happened over 25 seasons of one of the most insipid dating shows on the ‘tube. 25 seasons! That’s a lot of broken hearts.
9 p.m., ABC
COMEDY. Tonight, Tosh has some words of wisdom for America’s youth. Hopefully, it’s something along the lines of “do drugs responsibly, you guys.” No, seriously, if you think you’ve taken too many, you have.
10 p.m, COMEDY
‘Sons of Anarchy’
DRAMA. We wonder if we’ll be able to look at Jax the same now that we’ve started picturing him as a sadomasochistic sex fiend.
Season Premiere, 10 p.m., FX
MOVIE. This might not be a popular opinion, but we personally think that this dumb comedy featuring the Wayans brothers in hideous white girl drag is hilarious. No, seriously, it’s an underrated classic.
10 p.m., VH1