Metro’s Wednesday night TV breakdown.
‘Workaholics’
COMEDY. Tonight, the guys battle to win the affections of a local consumer reporter they all want to bang. We’re guessing that, as usual, nobody gets laid.
10 p.m., COMEDY
‘Bravo’s Top Ten Dinners From Hell’
REALITY. Contrary to what the title of this special suggests, this has very little — if anything — to do with food. Rather, it’s clips from some of the network’s most apocalyptic meltdowns involving drunk ladies screaming at each other in restaurants. We’re guessing that Teresa flipping the table in that infamous “Real Housewives of New Jersey” episode makes the cut.
8 p.m., BRAVO
‘Hoarding: Buried Alive’
REALITY. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree — and once it does these two guys will snatch it up and add it to their ever-growing collection of crap. In tonight’s episode, a pair of father-and-son hoarders live in a house so crammed full of weird stuff that they can’t use their bedrooms or kitchen, and subsequently face eviction.
9 p.m., TLC
