Your long wait is (almost) over: The first trailer for Season 3 of "Orange Is the New Black" is finally, finally here. The show itself will return on June 12, but in the meantime, get a glimpse of what's to come in Season 3, which seems likely to feature plenty of Red witticisms, all the Alex/Piper drama you were hoping for and at the very end, what promises to be a truly stellar scene with Suzanne (Crazy Eyes) composing what appears to be erotica with, well, you should probably just watch it.

Oh, and in other exciting news, Lori Petty is coming to Lichfield! She was in the other prison Piper was briefly exiled to at the beginning of Season 2, but now the former Tank Girl (and Kit from "A League of Our Own." Lori Petty is the best) seems to be coming to stay with our gals. And Gloria and Sophia are fighting for some reason! And Boo has new hair! How excited are you for this show to finally come back?