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VIDEO: Jamie Lynn Spears uses knife to break up fight

Jamie Lynn Spears, younger sister of Britney Spears as well as mother of a six-year-old, was reported to have used a knife to break up a fight in a Louisiana pita restaurant late last year. Video of this knife wielding has fortunately surfaced and we can all rejoice, dance, and sing in the streets.

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The video shows Spears pulling her friend out of the fight and then (withthe determination of a pop star about to shave their head) marching behind the counter to grab a pretty large knife. Spears then heads toward the fight, but unable to pass the restaurant employee stays behind the countter and waves it around (without cutting anyone) to break up the fight.

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In our most private dreams we imagine that while waving around that knife like a magic wand Spears yelled in a British accent “Expelliarmus! Expelliarmus!” over and over till the fight stopped. This is highly unlikely though.

Check out the video below:

With this act of heroism, Spears has joined the ranks legendary parters likeMoses, but instead of a staff she used a knife, and instead of parting the Red Sea, she parted a sea of brawling bros.

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If you’re wondering, no charges were pressed for the brawl when the police arrived. We imagine though thatSpears, exhausted from the adrenaline rush of holding a sharp object, led her friends from the restuaruant to a likely knife-free rest of the night.