I know these days a lot of things get dubbed "everything," but this Vulture Remix of Miss Piggy doing Rihanna's bonkers summer jam "Bitch Better Have My Money" really, truly is my everything. It helps, of course, that the "Muppets" diva is prone to violent outbursts anyway, but honestly is there any better counterpart to Rihanna? Maybe next time they can duet.

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