This is why YouTube was created. When you think about America and freedom, you obviously think surf and turf, right? What feels like a "Too Many Cooks"-style parody is actually an awkwardly authentic nearly five-minute promotional video for Sizzler from 1991, when a "quiet revolution has been taking place" across America, according to the earnerst narrator. As your new favorite song intones, "Sizzler is the one who brings us choices, reaching out across the USA. Each and every day, get a little freedom in your life." Damn straight. Almost brings a tear to your eye.

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