Waaaaah! Snooki's pickle fetish is about to go through the roof, if you're inclined to believe the reports that she really is pregnant, after all.
Now that the initial shock of a tiny, tan, Snookified baby entering the world has passed, we've been busy speculating over every detail of this child. As you can see, we've already created a picture of what we imagine Snooki's baby to look like, but what will she name it? How will she dress this baby -- leopard print onesies? Where will it sleep -- in the smush room or on top of the bean bag chair?
We're anxious to see Snooki switch out her fist pump for a breast pump as she tends to a little Juicy Juicehead on the Jersey Shore. This blast in a bottle is sure to change things up for the roommates and the spin-off show Snooki and JWOWW are currently filming in Jersey City. Now, that's a meatball-in-the-oven problem.
Here are some hypothetical baby names for Snooki and Jionni's hypothetical fetus, some courtesy of the instantly popular Twitter hashtag #Snookibabynames:
-- The Accident
-- Orange Ivy
-- Lil Meatball
Whatever its name, we hope this baby enjoys its luxury accommodations in the smush room: