Forbes’ “30 under 30” list is out and ready to decimate your self-esteem

Right after you’ve had your self-esteem decimated by your parents over the holidays, Forbes is tapping in to knock you back down with their “30 Under 30” list.

Every year Forbes publishes a list of 30 twenty-somethings who are richer, more successful and probably having more sex (with hotter people) than you.

So while you’re going on another coffee run for your unpaid internship, or calculating the debt you’re building for that graduate program you enrolled in, feel an extra tinge of pain as you learn that the editor-in-chief of Jezebel is 26 and the founder of I F–king Love Science is 25.

Who knew tears could taste so bitter?

Here’sForbes’list in all its depressing glory. Read it and literally weep.