If you're reading this while eating a wilted salad, lukewarm pasta or last night's pot roast, know that you are not alone.
The epidemic of eating sad work lunches is a global one, and although Metro World News doesn't have statistics on this distressing trend it seems to be spreading rapidly.
If there is one thing the Internet does well, it's commiserate, and help is available. Visit the blog Sad Desk Lunch to know you aren't alone.
Remember that for every takeaway makeshift Tupperware container, there's a fool who paid an exorbitant sum for lackluster lunch hour grub.