Parents say the darndest things. If you want someone self-depricating to commiserate with, add these five moms and dads to your Twitter feed. Want to be on this list? Tweet your parenting woes and words of wisdom tagging @metronewyork with the hashtag #metroparenting and your tweet could end up in the paper next week.
Kelly Oxford is the author of the New York Times best selling book "Everything Is Perfect When You're A Liar." She's a blogger and stay-at-home mom, who lives in Canada. Expect lots of witty observations about pop-culture - and of course kids - to pop up in your feed after adding her.
In her Twitter bio, actress Johanna Stein refers to herself as a "writer/mom/idiot," but her tweets prove she's quick with the quips. The author of the hilarious new mommy memoir, "How Not To Calm A Child On A Plane," Stein is quick to laugh at her parenting missteps; ones you'll totally relate to.