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10 NYC 'Global Welcome Ambassadors' more fitting than Taylor Swift

NYC & Company announced today that popstar Taylor Swift is their pick for New York City's "Global Welcome Ambassador."

The position's duties probably include welcoming developers into the city to build more condos, and hanging out in Tribeca.


We'd like to first off congratulate Miss Swift on her new position, and wish her the best of luck in her search for the perfect brunch spot or newest speakeasy in SoHo.

We'd also like to respectfully offerNYC & Company some alternatives they could have picked to beambassadorsfor our fair city.

These ambassadors might be a bit truer to the city's character and history.

Here are Metro's ten alternatives for NYC & Company's pick for the city's 'Golbal Welcome Ambassador':

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