Perhaps we're being a little dramatic, but if you grew up in New York City (or even moved here later), the New York Times thinks you are never ever getting married.
This goes for not only New York City, but pretty much every liberal bastion that resides in our morbidly single nation.
San Francisco? Sorry. Chicago? Sorry.
That's it folks! Time to give up. Buy some ice cream, get a cat, and stop shaving.
You're closed for business.
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