What. The. Fork.
In one of the most bizarre stories of the day, a 70-year-old man from Canberra, Australia, was hospitalized after he managed to lodge a fork inside his penis.
According to the report the man arrived at Canberra Hospital emergency department with a bleeding sexual organ.
The record indicates the man had inserted the 4-inch fork into his urethra for "sexual gratification."
Fortunately, the fork was successfully removed using forceps and "copious lubrication," according to the medical report.
You can read the full report here. WARNING: The report contains a graphic image of the fork being removed from the penis. Viewer discretion is advised.