Here's one way to make a splash in the political world. A representative in the British town of Whitby is voicing some out-of-this-world claims in a documentary where he describes having sex with an alien.
Simon Parkes, who is married with three children, said he not only engages in extraterrestrial intercourse, but he is actually the son of an alien himself, as first reported by the Northern Echo. In the documentary "Confessions of an Alien Abductee," Parkes described his first memory of being lifted from his cot by an alien. He claims his "real mother" is actually a 9-foot green alien with eight fingers.
Just when Parkes' story couldn't get any weirder, he opened up about having sex with an alien — but not just any alien. He said he meets four times per year with an alien known as "Cat Queen." These extraterrestrial romps resulted in the birth of a child named Zarka.
"My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly," Parkes said. "That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don't see it as wrong."
How does he meet up with Cat Queen for these rendezvous? Parkes himself doesn't quite know how to explain it, but he is willing to try.
"What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say, 'I'm ready,' and then the technology I don't understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the Earth," he said.
Don't get Parkes wrong, he knows what he is saying is (really) weird — and he gets that, but he is still willing to discuss it because hey, it's not like having alien sex and an illegitimate alien baby is going to interfere with his day job of representing the town of Whitby.
"You come and spend some time with me and follow me around for a day and you will actually walk away shaking your head because you will think actually he’s not mad," Parkes said of himself. "There are plenty of people in my position who don't choose to come out and say it because they are terrified it will destroy their careers."