Ladies and gentlemen, you know that $15,000 you have sitting in your savings account? Now is the time to cash out and buy what is allegedly Donald Trump’s Iowa campaign bus. According the the Des Moines Register the bus was advertised for sale on Craigslist before being taken down. It is however still very much for sale according to its owner, Iowa’s very own party bus business mogul Steve Drake. RELATED: PHOTO — Artist paints DonaldTrumpas a piece of poop “Under that deal, the campaign paid to wrap the bus in its custom covering and for several interior upgrades, while guaranteeing Drake a certain number of rental days per month,” the Register reported. However the Trump campaign has recently switched strategies in Iowa, leaving the bus abandoned and still covered in Trump’s name and his campaign’s slogan #MakeAmericaGreatAgain. RELATED:PHOTO — DonaldTrumpportrait painted with menstrual blood “I figured if I could sell it while it’s hot, while Donald’s hot, I would try to do that,” Drake explained to the Register, showing off his business prowess. “If not, I’ll just keep it and use it.” Oh, man. Here’s a list of things we could do if we bought this bus:
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Drake, who owns five other party buses reportedly leased the bus out to Trump in July.
We can barely contain our jealousy of anyone who has a Trump campaign bus in their catalog of personal belongings. Can you imagine the possibilities? We have.