President Obama gave out his final poultry pardon. Don’t forget tofollow Metro on social mediaso you can stay updated while the family asks all the single folk at the Thanksgiving table when they’re getting married. Alton Brown won’t give advice on how to deep fry a brined turkey, because he would never do that. What would happen if you deep fried a frozen turkey?
Since i would never deep fry a dry-brine bird…I can’t answer that. #ABThxgSOS https://t.co/BrzWZP8cye
— Alton Brown (@altonbrown) November 22, 2016
Elton John will not be Donald Trump’s one gay friendon inauguration day. Ane-cigarette blew up in a man’s pantsand it “looked like fireworks,” a witness said. A stranded humpback whale waseuthanized off the coast of New Yorkand residents near the area are very upset. Emily Gilmore is not liked…by the actress who plays her. Thanksgiving is tomorrow which means you’d better start your engines for Black Friday shopping. Get preparedhereand find the best saleshere. WhatNFL gameswill you bet your yamson this turkey day? Dr. Ben Carsonis “prayerfully and seriously” considering a post in Trump’s cabinet.
I am seriously considering Dr. Ben Carson as the head of HUD. I’ve gotten to know him well–he’s a greatly talented person who loves people!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2016
A bus driver was put on leave after reports emerged thata6-year-old allegedly sexually assaulteda another childrepeatedly on the bus. Next year, you will likely be able tohunt a deer with a semiautomaticin Pennsylvania. Do you knowwho dumped this pit bullin a garbage bag? Thanksgiving travel is a pain, butU.S. airports are trying to make things betterwith pet and parking perks. How about this pairing: Mark Cuban and Steve Bannon?The two were seen meeting. In a Cabinet of white men, Trump diversified byadding two women. It reportedly took authoritiestwo hours to convince Kanyeto get help Monday night. A judgeruled that “Love & Hip Hop” did not steal the idea from “Hip Hop Wives.”They are different shows. No, really.
Mexico might not pay for the wall, but aMexican cement makeris ready to help Trump fulfill his dream. Thispastor set up a booth like Lucyin “Charlie Brown.” Chipotle is in trouble again, this time for failing to report another 700 calories (on top of the 300 calories listed on the sign) you’ll ingest with its chorizo burrito. She’s 99 years old. Her name is America.She’s thrilled to finally be a U.S. citizen. No drugs or alcohol were found in Chattanooga driver’s system at the time of the deadly crash,according to reports. Have a happy and safe holiday!
