“China affirms desire for strong U.S. ties”
UPI.COM, OCT. 15
Might we recommend something in a Half-Windsor?
“Special Report: The problem with phthalates”
NEWS.YAHOO.COM, OCT. 18
Well, to start, they’re clearly packing far too many
“Rep: Celine Dion hospitalized as precaution”
ASSOCIATED PRESS, OCT. 18
Look, we appreciate the concern, but don’t you
think it’s a bit late for precautions?
“What a $2 million bra looks like”
LIFE.COM, OCT. 20
It looks like you spent way too much on a %#&@$? bra.
“No offence meant by ‘zombie walk’ — organizers”
STUFF.CO.NZ, OCT. 15
None taken, but you should probably send a fruit basket
over to the zombies.
“Red Brussels sprouts to be sold at supermarkets”
TELEGRAPH.CO.UK, OCT. 15
Truly, nothing is sacred to this pinko commie
“Experts: Calvin Klein ad could encourage gang rape”
MYFOXDC.COM, OCT. 19
That, overpriced jeans and vapid black-and-white stares.
“What to do if we find extraterrestrial life”
MSNBC.MSN.COM, OCT. 18
Trust me, mortals: You run.
“The empathy deficit”
BOSTON.COM, OCT. 17
“U.N. environment chief: We’re destroy-ing life on Earth”
MSNBC.MSN.COM, OCT 18
Tryin’ to put GLORXX out of a job? I’ve got kids to feed people!
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