If you're intimated by the thought of having a baby, comedian and father Gavin McInnes has you covered.
In this instructional video, "How to Fight a Baby," he flips and tackles his infant, and also reveals a baby's biggest weakness: wind.
The baby doesn't appear to get hurt in the video. In fact, he fights back.
Still, the video has sparked mixed reactions, with some viewers concerned about the child's safety. Other commenters were more concerned about the father's safety.
Don't worry, a baby's scratches don't hurt — except when he gets you in the eyeball.