Before you woke up, a skinhead was charged with a deadly shooting spree, while Virginia police were under investigation for beating up a black student.
The new Game of Thrones series was revealed to addicts, while Liza Minelli went back to rehab.
An Arizona man was charged for a gun attack
Police caught and booked a skinhead who went on a gun rampage in Arizona, killing one and wounding others at a motel before opening fire at a nearby restaurant.
Game of Thrones 5, episode 1 premiered
Its foxy stars - including a smoldering Kit Harington, above - hit the red carpet outside the Tower of London, the place of many gory events and the 'Throniest' venue possible for the reveal of the first episode of the new series.
Students protest after black Virginia student abused by police
In yet another example of white police assaulting African-Americans, an honors student at University of Virginia was beaten up during a St Patrick's day festivities in Charlotesville, with head injuries that needed 10 stitches. The kid in question, Martese Johnson appeared at a rally that gathered within hours of his being booked and bloodied by cops.
Liza Minelli was back in rehab
At 69, it seems like the troubled star hasn't left her demons behind yet - she's back in rehab for substance abuse, but making great progress in an undisclosed rehab centre.