Holly Madison seeks attention by insuring her boobs

Holly Madison — remember her? — has been falling off the scene lately after her reality show “Holly’s World” proved far below even our standards. (Big fans of “Teen Mom” here).

Lately, she has been performing in a burlesque show in Las Vegas, which is probably a better use of her time. However, she doesn’t want to completely fall out of the public eye and figured she had to do something and do it fast. That leads us to her highly important announcement that she has decided to insure her 36D’s for $1 million, according to People magazine.

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” Madison said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”

The other people she mentions who have insured body parts might be Bruce Springsteen, who insured his voice for $6 million with the same company that Holly chose, or Betty Grable, who insured her legs for $1 million.  

Wise move, Holly. We are definitely all talking about you again.