Justin Bieber is not the father! Mariah Yeater drops paternity suit

Justin Bieber doesn’t have a baby, baby, baby, no!

Just weeks after the biggest gossip story of our time burst out of its womb, it’s crawling back up the news-uterus (sorry, that metaphor got away from us a little bit), as 20-year-old California woman Mariah Yeater has reportedly dropped her paternity suit against the teen pop star.

From TMZ:

The suit was quietly dismissed late last week.  What’s more, Mariah Yeater’s lawyers, Lance Rogers and Matt Pare, have quit her [and] withdrawn from the case.

As we first reported, Justin not only planned to take a DNA test when he returned to the U.S., he was going to sue Yeater and her lawyers for making a bogus claim.  And, as we reported, Justin’s lawyer, Howard Weitzman, called the attorneys and informed them a suit was looming.

We’re not sure how Beiber is feeling right now, but we’re guessing it’s something like this: