No, the answer to the Jeopardy question was not “What is a Donkey Punch” (VIDEO)

"Don't say donkey, don't say donkey!"

Oh, Mike, you might have been winning $1,400 on Jeopardy and wearing a nerdy sweater vest, but you’re not fooling anybody. After your appearance on the popular trivia show, we can only assume what kind of weird stuff you’re into.

When the question “A blow to the back of the neck is the punch named for this animal,” Mike promptly buzzed in and answered with “What is a donkey.” Oh, Mike. You and your dirty mind just made our Monday night a little funnier. While his risque response technically was not wrong, it wasn’t the answer the folks at Jeopardy were looking for. Still don’t get it? Well, then, just click here.

For those keeping tabs at home, the correct answer was rabbit punch.

While a contained chuckle can be heard from Alex Trebek, it amazes us he didn’t laugh harder.

Watch the video below:

And since we assume you’re a sucker for nationally televised sexual jokes, just like we are, here’s a clip from an old Jeopardy episode where someone answered, “What is a threesome.” (That was also the wrong answer).



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