TV Watch List: Wednesday, March 14

Cameron, aka Fizbo (Eris Stonestreet), left, and his fellow clowns bury a mentor on “Modern Family.”

“Modern Family”
COMEDY. There are tears for a beloved clown mentor, whose funeral brings out Cameron’s estranged ex-clown partner, Lewis (guest star Bobby Cannavale). Meanwhile, Phil goes head-to-head with a real estate rival (guest Ellen Barkin).
9 p.m., ABC

“Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis”

REALITY. The OCD house-flipper turns his talent for interiors into a new venture/reality series, in which the whole gang — including assistant Jenni and housekeeper Zoila — attempt to create harmony in their clients’ homes.
Series premiere, 9 p.m., Bravo

“South Park”
COMEDY. In the animated series’ 16th season, are there any controversies left for these boys to stir up? When they incite catastrophe involving toilet seats and the TSA, the answer is undoubtedly, “yes.” 
Season premiere, 10 p.m., Comedy Central

“Ugly Americans”
COMEDY. An arsonist tries to evade capture by hiding out with Twayne. Because this is the warped “Ugly Americans,” the criminal happens to be the size of a match head and is seeking refuge up Twayne’s nose.
10:30 p.m., Midseason premiere, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central

“Monster Man”

REALITY. The special effects work of Cleve Hall, who has created monsters that are adorable (“Yo Gabba Gabba”) and gnarly (Sharktopus!) is chronicled in this new reality series.
Series premiere, 11 p.m., Syfy



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