The Word: Farrah Abraham is trying to date Charlie Sheen

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JUNE 01:  Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham attends the Colgate Optic White Beauty Bar at Nine Zero One Salon With Skintimate, Fake Bake and Cetaphil, Produced by BMF Media - Day 1 at Nine Zero One Salon on June 1, 2012 in West Hollywood, California.  (Photo by Todd Oren/WireImage)
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA – JUNE 01: Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham attends the Colgate Optic White Beauty Bar at Nine Zero One Salon With Skintimate, Fake Bake and Cetaphil, Produced by BMF Media – Day 1 at Nine Zero One Salon on June 1, 2012 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Todd Oren/WireImage)

Oh, no.

“Teen Mom” celebrity and recent porn star Farrah Abraham has apparently struck up a flirty text message relationship with “Anger Management” star and porn star aficionado Charlie Sheen, according to TMZ. Apparently Farrah’s angling for a role on “Anger Management,” but even if that doesn’t work out she’d still like to see Charlie socially.

Abraham offered Sheen a range of meetup options, from a playdate with their kids to grabbing a coffee to a party with “pornstar ppl.”

Charlie told Farrah that he’d love to meet up, saying, “You sound fabulous!” but nixed the coffee option, saying, “Coffee is for amateurs and grandma.”

That leaves kids or porn stars. Or, ideally, neither. If these two get together there’s no way it ends well.

We’ve all heard of latch-key kids, but backdoor teen moms? That’s a new one. (That’s a gross one.) It’s also the name of former Teen Mom “star” Farrah Abraham’s sex tape with porn star James Deen. “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” is available for online viewing (ugh) from Vivid Entertainment. (Side note: Abraham locked down a seven figure deal for this tape. Seven. Figures.) And — surprise, surprise — stills from the tape have already leaked online courtesy of TMZ.



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