The Word: Miley Cyrus has a skate ramp behind her house

Miley Cyrus can’t stop and she won’t stop. She was spotted leaving a hotel in London yesterday. Credit: Getty Images
Miley Cyrus can’t stop and she won’t stop. She was spotted leaving a hotel in London yesterday. Credit: Getty Images

I mean, of course she does.

Of course Miley Cyrus has a skate ramp behind her house. I imagine that was the first thing she did when she bought her post-Hannah Montana house: looked over the backyard and announced, “This looks good, but tear up those begonias and put in a skate ramp.”

And then everything went hazy and the next thing she knew she had blonde Zack Morris hair and a fistful of Molly in one hand and a teddy bear in the other.

The singer explained to Harper’s Bazaar that she had the skate ramp put in because she’s too famous to go to the skate parks in her neighborhood. No word on where or when she learned to skate — Cyrus also mentions that “Hannah Montana” made her childhood so busy that she was basically a vampire. ”I had to have [the producers] put sun lamps inside because I was getting depressed from a lack of vitamin D,” she said.

Cripes. OK, she’s earned a little twerking. She basically spent her childhood as a Dickensian orphan.


News
Entertainment
Sports
Lifestyle
Local

Cops release sketch of Madison Avenue jewelry robbery…

Authorities continue to look for a man suspected in a $54,000 jewelry heist at a Madison Avenue store from from last week.

National

Rapper affiliate of Wu-Tang Clan 'cuts off own…

Rapper Andre Johnson, who has performed with New York outfit the Wu-Tang Clan, is in a critical condition after reportedly cutting off his own penis…

National

Cleavage complaint: Disneyland staffer orders curvy mom to…

A curvy mom-of-three says she filed a formal complaint after staff at Disneyland Resort in California ordered her to cover up her boobs. Melissa Behnken,…

International

Canadian charged in 'Heartbleed' attack on tax agency

OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian police have arrested a 19-year-old man and charged him in connection with exploiting the "Heartbleed" bug to steal taxpayer data from…

Movies

The Cannes Film Festival announces its 2014 lineup

The lineup of the 2014 Cannes Film Festival was announced this morning, promising the latest from a slew of usual (and some unusual) suspects.

Television

‘Survivor: Cagayan’ recap: Episode 8

Sure, it's called Survivor. But this season should really be called 'The Tony Show.'

Television

Jim Rash talks 'The Writer's Room' and amazing…

For Jim Rash, as the fifth season of "Community" comes to a close, the second season of "The Writer's Room" begins.

Going Out

Tasty chicken and waffles in NYC

Try some soul food goodness around the city.

NBA

Knicks wrap up season with win over Raptors

The Knicks wrapped up their season as it began — undermanned — but that still didn’t deter them from ending it the right way.

MLB

Adam Warren closes out doubleheader sweep for Yankees

Adam Warren navigated a tricky ninth inning earn the Yankees a 2-0 victory over the Cubs.

NHL

Marc Staal healthy, eager to contribute to Rangers…

Marc Staal remembers the feeling of helplessness watching his teammates compete for hockey’s ultimate prize and being unable to contribute.

NFL

2014 NFL Mock Draft: Updated, new April version

2014 NFL Mock Draft: Updated, new April version

Wellbeing

This Week in Health: chocolate may prevent obesity…

Can chocolate prevent obesity and diabetes? Location of study: U.S. Study subjects: Mice Results: The positive health benefits of chocolate have been studied increasingly more…

Wellbeing

This Week in Health News: breastfed infants trying…

Are breastfed infants trying to prevent mom from having another baby? Theory: The act of breastfeeding not only brings mom and baby closer together –…

Wellbeing

Unexplained infertility may be caused by lack of…

Researchers have identified a protein on the egg's surface that interacts with another protein on the surface of sperm, allowing the two cells to join.

Tech

5 surprising facts about Google Glass

Your sex life could get more interesting.