The Word: Does David Arquette have a secret kid?

HOLLYWOOD, CA - AUGUST 17:  David Arquette attends the LG Revolution party hosted by Verizon at The Sayers Club on August 17, 2011 in Hollywood, California.  (Photo by Imeh Akpanudosen/Getty Images)
David Arquette attends the LG Revolution party hosted by Verizon at The Sayers Club on August 17, 2011 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Imeh Akpanudosen/Getty Images)

David Arquette drunk dialed Howard Stern’s radio show last night, and wow did he say some stuff. Highlights included backhanded compliments to Hitler.

“Listen, listen, listen — I’ve gotta say something on the N-word later — but Hitler played the game very well. He did. Listen, yeah, he played his game very well. He convinced a lot of people to play his f–king evil game. He played the game really well, but he was playing the wrong game.”

Luckily he didn’t manage to make it to whatever he had to say about the N-word, but he did happen to refer to Coco, his daughter with Courteney Cox, as his “first kid.”

Wait, does that mean he had other kids? When? David didn’t answer when Howard asked him, just “sort of wheezed and mumbled, giving no direct answer,” as HowardStern.com puts it.

Arquette seemed dimly aware that things weren’t going so hot. “Listen I’m going to be brutally honest with you and if that means tomorrow I have to get sober, I will get sober. I’ve been going on this whole Mayan thing lately… Are you with me? So, let’s play the right game.”

Yes, let’s. The non-Hitler game. And in Arquette’s case, maybe the “just seltzer water for me, thanks” game.


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