Charlie Sheen slams ‘Duck Dynasty’ star Phil Robertson

Dear god, Charlie Sheen is the president in "Machete Kills." Credit: Getty Images
Dear god, Charlie Sheen is the president in “Machete Kills.”
Credit: Getty Images

Have no fear, duck-hunter-beleaguered gay community: Charlie Sheen is on the case.

The “Anger Management” star went on another Twitter rant, but for once he used his powers of creative and lengthy verbal abuse for good (OK, slightly less bad than usual). Infuriated by “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson’s homophobic comments, he fired back.

“hey Mallard brained Phil Robertso!” he began, “you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine, who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.”

He then went on to call Robertson a “shower-dodger,” a “sub-evolved ass,” and “the only surviving brain donor I’ve ever known.”

That last one is more of a standard playground insult than a Charlie Sheen original. But not to worry, he’s not losing his touch. Check this out: “the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head. perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the army of scabies and bull weevils sequestered deep in it’s sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.”

Sick burn, man. I bet the gay community is pretty relieved to have Sheen on their side.



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