Courtney Love finds missing plane, says Courtney Love

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If you have any planes that need finding, contact this woman.
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Courtney Love is about as stable as Los Angeles at 6:25 a.m. on Monday. Given the choice, I would not elect Courtney to the position of Flight 370 Finder-in-Chief — for that, I’d probably go with an international team of aviation experts.

However, that international team of aviation experts hasn’t turned up much, has it? Every day the search area is widened so much that I presume we’ll soon be looking on the moon.

Courtney Love, on the other hand, believes she knows exactly where it is, so maybe we ought to give her a shot.

I really don’t know what I’ll do with myself if it turns out she’s right. Then again, Courtney Love finding missing people all around the world through the power of MS Paint is definitely a TV show I’d watch.



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