Pippa Middleton will bike across America
Next time you’re driving in America, glance at the bike lane. Do you see a lovely butt and very shiny hair? You may be sharing the road with a princess-adjacent socialite. Beginning June 15th, Pippa Middleton is biking across America.
Pippa and her brother James Middleton are participating in the Race Across America, a cross country bicycle race from Oceanside, California to Annapolis, Maryland. They’ll be part of an 8-person relay team with their friend James Matthews, raising money for the foundation named for James’ brother Michael Matthews. Michael Matthews passed away at the age of 22 while descending from Mount Everest. The foundation begun in his name raises money for education for poor children around the world.
If you want to cheer on the Middletons, the race route is here. I would aim for the nice flat Illinois bit if you want to see her at her best. I imagine the Rockies are terrible for hair shininess. Of course, Pippa’s part of an 8-person relay team, so you might spot a random rugged Englishman instead of Her Buttness, but those are nice too.