Miley Cyrus posts topless ‘Buckwheat’ pic, turns self into chicken

Miley Cyrus wants us to know what she looks like before she showers. Credit: Getty Images
Miley Cyrus wants us to know what she looks like before she showers.
Credit: Getty Images

Miley Cyrus is posting some racy pics over at her Instagram. I would put a “not safe for work” warning on this post, but Miley and her modesty octopus are way ahead of me.

#preshoweralfalfaselfielife

“#preshoweralfalfaselfielife,” Miley captions this one, presumably in reference to her shock of blonde hair. I might have gone with #TheresSomethingAboutMarySelfie myself, since that style is so reminiscent of the famed hair gel scene, but I appreciate that Miley and her octopi are trying to keep things clean and only tie her nudie pics to kids’ shows.

This pic is nothing shocking – we’ve all seen plenty of Miley’s bangerz at this point. I wouldn’t be surprised to turn on the TV and find she’d retroactively CGIed her adult, pierced, frequently-topless self into reruns of “Hannah Montana.” However, if topless Miley is too much for you, maybe you would enjoy her most recent Instagram photo, in which Ms. Cyrus has for some reason photoshopped her face onto a chicken’s body. Be warned, the chicken is also technically topless.

http://instagram.com/p/pTmsBKwzCB/

No doubt this means something to the youth of today.



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