The Week That Was

‘Spud-only eater gets Potato Man of Year award’
NEWS.YAHOO.COM, JAN. 14
The eyes have it?

‘As jobs vanish, so do area traffic woes’
KANSASCITY.COM, JAN. 19
And they say the news is all doom and gloom!

‘Michael Steele: ‘I know how Caesar felt’’
HUFFINGTONPOST.COM, JAN. 19
Et tu, Boehner?

‘Starbucks to roll out biggest drink size yet’
MSNBC.MSN.COM, JAN. 16
They call it the American.

‘What Congress should cut’
ONLINE.WSJ.COM, JAN. 19
Its corporate puppet strings.


‘Iran bans sale of Valentine’s Day gifts’
NERVE.COM, JAN. 18
Ahmadinejad needs a hug.

‘Troops warned against using too much Viagra’
NEWS.COM.AU, JAN. 20
That’s not what we meant by support our troops, guys.

‘Dogs at Kennel Club positive for cocaine’
WFTV.COM, JAN. 14
Whippets are gateway dogs.

‘Bigger breakfast doesn’t help weight loss’
610WIOD.COM, JAN. 17
How about a bigger dinner?

‘Doll shows where babies come from’
CLICK2HOUSTON.COM, JAN. 18
China? Boy babies, maybe.

Organ failure has got to be one of the most painful ways to botch a gospel concert.


I’ll bet retro cheeses tend to really love Culture Club.

Rhythm is a dancer, but rhyme is more of a crossword puzzle kind of guy.

“I’ll never leave your side.” ~My damned love handles

Dr. Seuss probably prescribed mostly LSD.
















