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An illustration picture shows the logo of the Website Twitter on an Ipad, in Bordeaux, Southwestern France, January 30, 2013. REUTERS/Regis Duvignau

Spanish police get serious on crime using Twitter jokes

Spain’s national police are using Twitter to track down criminals through jokey messages to citizens that has led to 300 arrests in the past year.

Posted in International, News
Tagged @policia, Carlos Fernandez Guerra, crime, FBI, jokes, police, retweet, social media, social network, Spain, tips, Twitter
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Facebook commits to crack down ‘rape joke’ pages

Facebook announced it will try and crack down on pages that include hate speech, particularly “gender-based hate.”

Posted in National, News, Tech
Tagged Facebook, jokes, national, rape, tech, Women | Reply
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VIDEO: Two chips, one joke

Adam Patch recorded his wife Morgan telling him a joke about two tortilla chips. The joke itself is corny (sorry), [...]

Posted in Entertainment
Tagged Adam Patch, animation, chips, funny, jokes, tortilla, Video | Reply
Oscars host Seth MacFarlane speaks on stage at the start of the 85th Academy Awards in Hollywood.
Credit: Reuters

Rookie Oscar host Seth MacFarlane lives up to provocative image

Rookie Oscar host Seth MacFarlane casually slung a string of zingers at some of Hollywood’s biggest names

Posted in Gossip, Movies, Television
Tagged Academy Awards, boobs, host, jokes, Oscars, Seth MacFarlane, zingers | Reply
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