Indictment dropped against Punxsutawney Phil, groundhog speaks out about facing death penalty
It seems Punxsutawney Phil will continue his long cushy life of lying to us all, year after year — the groundhog’s handler told Metro the indictment brought against the furry weather-caster has been dismissed after he took the fall for misinterpreting Phil’s prediction.
Lawyer sues groundhog Punxsutawney Phil, seeks death penalty for being dirty liar
While much of the nation is blanketed in snow, we can’t help but shake our fists in rage at the thought of that conniving, lying groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, who so casually misled the country into believing we would see an early spring.