Happy Good Friday! (Here are some Jesus memes)

Raptor Jesus, symbol of Internet meme-swamp 4chan.

It’s Good Friday at Metro, which means things are a little slow around here! Let’s spice things up with some of our favorite Jesus memes.

(Pre-emptive warning: This is a funny post! Don’t get mad at us please!)

We hope you enjoy them. May your spirits not wait three days to be raised!

Buddy Christ

All the way from "Dogma," this meme is full of retro cool!

Mormon Jesus

Whoever edited this video has some skills, which I’m sure they will put to good use when they are in Hell.

 

Nice pictures + mean captions = sacrilegious hilarity.

Raptor Jesus

O Raptor Jesus, we could never deny you, mainly because we are afraid of your terrifying death-claws.

Hipster Jesus

Of course this was going to happen.


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