SNL’s resident party animal, Stefon, reviews NYC bars on Yelp

Party rocker, Stefon.

People’s bright ideas never seem to fail us.

Today’s gem comes to us via Yelp. Yes, Yelp. Someone out there in the World Wide Web is posting reviews of New York bars as Stefon K., Saturday Night Live’s know-it-all party animal.

Stefon is always in the know about New York’s newest and hottest bars and clubs, and now we can also be a little more hip in the Big Apple.

One of our favorites is his review is of the East Village bar ‘Angels and Kings,’ which, coincidentally, is a place we sometimes frequent.

From his review:

NEW YORK’S HOTTEST BAR IS ANGELS & KINGS!??

Although it should be called Angels & Queens! Scandalous!! (Pete Wentz is a giving loverrrrr).??Located in the middle of the fountain in Washington Square Park, this pan-sexual portauthoriparty is the creation of Italian club owner Tranny Hall. ??

And this place has everything: ??Mr. Miagi impersonators, skinny cholos, a jacuzzi of expired milk, a Polynesian nanny who looks like Smokey Robinson…??…and look who just walked in!??

Is it Natalie Portman? No! It’s an old Irish Black man we all call “Murphy Brown”!

Plus, if you come on Sundays, you can meet the two year-old Ultimate Fighting champion Drooly Lips Jackson – he’s got fists like little empanadas!??…And he’s my best friend. ??

All this and a serious chumbucket circle jerk with Fallout Boy’s own Pete Wentz, who likes to hang out in the back room and take photos of his own penis with his cell phone in a mirror while wearing women’s makeup and crying.

Everybody vogue!

Ok, genius, who are you? Who is hiding behind Stefon, the Yelp Reviewer? We want to meet you.

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