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Get a load of this f***ing iPad case

"Fanwanking" gets a whole new meaning.

If you love your iPad so much that you want to marry it, a new accessory is in development that will finally allow you to consummate the relationship. Yes, that’s right: Pretty soon you will literally be able to have sex with your iPad.

The expression “You can look, but you can’t touch” goes out the window with this iPad case that comes equipped with a fake,  how do you say, well… vagina. It’s designed to enhance the experience of whatever graphic image you’re gawking at on your iPad. Oh, the possibilities…

Adult toymaker Fleshlight confirmed the accessory’s development to Gizmodo:

It’s another exciting product we have in development at the moment. We are always looking to improve our user experience and this will be a way to take it to another level. Continue watching Fleshlight.com for it.

Have at it, perverts.


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