Paris Hilton comes back with a snort
This weekend was one of stars, drugs and people unclear of the concepts. After Paris Hilton’s arrest for cocaine possession in Las Vegas on Friday, her attorney, David Chesnoff, released a statement that showed that he doesn’t know a thing about his client.
“This matter will be dealt with in the courts, not in the media, and I encourage people not to rush to judgment until all of the facts have been dealt with in a court of law,” he said.
Oh, David, this matter will obviously be dealt with in the media; that’s just the way things are in the topsy-turvy, Paris Hilton-y world in which we live.
And in other drug news, Michael Lohan revealed to Radar Online that he will be opening a drug and rehabilitation center (name: Daddy’s Broken Promises?). We have a feeling Paris Hilton will be the only person dumb enough to go there.