Your Charlie Sheen decoder
The quote machine that is Charlie Sheen generates more catchphrases than we can keep up with. But it’s these three that are in the running to be this year’s “sugar tits.” Here we break down what was said, what it means and how you can use it in your day-to-day life.
What was said: AA, according to Sheen “was written for normal people, people that aren’t special. People that don’t have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA.”
What it means: Simply put: Charlie Sheen is made of stronger stuff than you and I are.
How to use it: “This blister will not stop me — I have tiger blood.”
What was said: “Winning!”
What it means: Don’t hate on the craziness that is Charlie Sheen. He’s No. 1 and the rest of us are losing. Terribly. This is also the crux of Sheen’s current life philosophy.
How to use it: Elbow your way onto the subway, scoop up the last seat and proclaim to the rest of the sad-sack passengers: “Winning!”
What was said: “I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die.”
What it means: It’s the stuff that Charlie Sheen is using, which, in all honesty, could just be Charlie Sheen.
How to use it: “I can’t believe I slept with him/her — I blame the Charlie Sheen I was on.”