LiLo in Playboy: Would you pay $1 million to see Lindsay Lohan naked?

No-han.

Five years ago we were hoping this day would come. Now? Well, not so much. Alas, beggars can’t be choosers: Lindsay Lohan will pose nude for Playboy, for the whopping sum of $1 million.

According to TMZ, Lindsay was first offered $750,000 for the shoot — a price far too minimal for that body. Lindsay stood her ground and eventually Hugh Hefner offered her $1 million, raising the question: What was he thinking?

Lindsay has not be the picture of sexy lately. First, she really gave the media something to sink its teeth into when she showed up with a seriously messed up grill. Really, not cute.

It wasn’t long after that she looked like she did her makeup in the dark when she arrived for a court appearance. Has Lindsay Lohan just turned into a zombie?    

Yes, we can think of a lot of people we’d rather see naked. Does Heff see something in Lindsay that we don’t see? Or is he just not seeing what the rest of us are seeing?



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