Blow job machine Autoblow 2 means no mouth necessary

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Get ready, get set, blow!
Credit: Intelligent Ecommerce Inc

Gents, there’s a new sex machine on the market – and this one can coax you to climax with no partner required. The Autoblow 2 is a blow job machine powered by a 500-hour motor that will never leave you high and dry. All you’ve got to do is sit back, plug your little guy into the “blowbot” and let the good-time gizmo get to work. Inventor Brian Sloan, who has made headlines before, has a company called Intelligent Ecommerce Inc that got funding through crowdsourcing platform Indiegogo. Sloan explains why his fellatio device has managed to penetrate the market.

Giving this a test run must be a hard job. How long did it take to finish?

It’s taken approximately three years. I was actually the first to try it because the chief engineer based in China hadn’t given it a go. I guess this kind of toy is kind of culturally weird.

There are a few male sex toys out there already, so what makes this one better?

It’s actually very different from other toys; you have to hold them and this detracts from real pleasure. Mentally I think the fact that this is hands-free gives you a different mental reference point.

Women have been using sex toys for years but the men’s market has been slow to react. Why is it only now that we’re seeing more products in the press and shops?

I think that the market has been dominated by a few major products like Fleshlight – they’ve stifled innovation. I think electronic devices like the Autoblow 2 are going to become more popular.

Sticking your penis into a machine will make any man go limp with fear. What are the safeguards?

Actually my biggest fear was that the stroking motion might not work with curved or weird-shaped penises. To prevent any possibility of injury, we used a very high quality motor that cuts out if it detects too much pressure.

Is this product aimed at video-gaming sofa masturbators?

[Laughs] No, it’s aimed at all men. We saw online that it was proving popular among forums for bodybuilders, gamers, people signed up to dating websites and even Harley Davidson bikers. It’s popular across the board.

How easy is the device to clean?

One of the good points is that you just remove and clean the sleeve. You never have to put your fingers in the machine. It’s very easy.

Most importantly, is it better than sex?

[Laughs] It’s different to sex. There are two different types of sex: sex with people and sex with yourself. But there are times when people are inconvenient or not in the mood, so this is a great alternative.

It’s a more straightforward relationship?

Yes, it’s particularly straightforward.



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