What were Osama bin Laden’s favorite porn titles?

It’s a good bet that where there is a hard drive cache, there will also be a hidden porn collection. Even, apparently, in Abbottabad, Pakistan. 

From Reuters:

A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.

Besides assuredly hurting bin Laden’s standing with the feminist community, this news opens up a huge treasure trove of possible jokes! Let’s get cracking — what do you think bin Laden’s favorite titles were? We’ll get the ball rolling:

»"The Devil In Miss Jones, and Also in the Rest of the Decadent Western Culture"

»"1 Night in Peshawar"

»"Debbie Does Dallas Without the Pakistani Army Knowing About It"

»"Girls Gone Wild: Bubba Sparxxx XXX Tour"

»"Osama Been Cumin’" [Home-made]

That was actually harder than we thought. What have you got?



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