Osama bin Laden is dead, so let’s have sex!

The same thing, basically.
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We killed Osama bin Laden, so what better way to celebrate than having sex with a stranger? It’s like the strangers kissing on V-E Day, except gross!

In a shameless act of plagiarism from TBD’s Amanda Hess, here are the canny opportunists trying to get laid on Craigslist Casual Encounters tonight. Any of them strike your fancy?

They Killed Him — Let’s Celebrate – m4w – 24 (Boston):

So they got Osama, let’s celebrate!  I’m 24 and a "young professional" in Boston. I’ve got a good job, enjoy my friends, am out-going, funny, smart and just looking for something fun and hot. I’m guessing there are likely 500 guys on here for every 1 girl/woman, but who knows…. So what I’m looking for…. I don’t have something specific in mind. Just a good time, we can play it by ear. Shoot me an email, hopefully with a pic and lets take it from there.

Osama’s DEAD!!! : ) – m4w – 27 (Boston):

This seems like a time to Celebrate. Im a good looking guy, D/D free. I want to do something to remember this week. If your decent looking and happy that the bastard is dead. Lets meet, and celebrate together. write "911" in the headline of your e-mail if you are real.

Later, bin laden! Anyone wanna party?!?! – m4mw – 24 (South End/Back Bay/NU/Fenway):

Cute hung 24m looking to have some fun and celebrate the good news. headed out, but will come to your place. got email on my phone. lemme know! 420 etc friendly.

Celebrate victory over bin Laden – m4w – 25 (Somerville):

Oh, u mad bin Laden? U mad that while you’re burning in hell up here happy people are having gratifying casual sex? If you want to help me make bin Laden even madder than he already is, and are like me, a college-aged, freedom-loving, good-hearted person of average/thin build, contact me for play in the next 12 hours!

Service guys looking for 6 hours of head? I can go that long, can you? – 32 (south shore):

Osama’s dead, you deserve some intense balls deep head for as long as you want. I’m vgl, discrete, masculine, awesome at this. It’ll be the best you ever got, no bs. Swing over and get your cock out.



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