Osama bin Laden is dead, so let’s have sex!

The same thing, basically.
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We killed Osama bin Laden, so what better way to celebrate than having sex with a stranger? It’s like the strangers kissing on V-E Day, except gross!

In a shameless act of plagiarism from TBD’s Amanda Hess, here are the canny opportunists trying to get laid on Craigslist tonight. Any of them strike your fancy?

Osama is dead but I’m still Horny – m4m – 30:

No better way to celebrate the death of Bin Laden than having another infidel over my gay apartment and having hot gay sex all day.

 Osama’s Dead–let’s celebrate in bed! – m4w – 32 (Upper West Side):

 Sooooooo fucking happy and horny right now, and can’t get to sleep. Are you the same way, and on the UWS? Shoot me an email and tell me what cross street you’re at. (I’m at 75th & West End) I’d love to hook up for some celebratory NSA sex that neither of us will ever forget!

Bin Laden is dead!! Lets celebrate with NSA! – m4w – 20 (Danbury):

Hey ladies! Osama Bin Laden was killed today!!! Lets celebrate!!! NSA Tonight!! Right now!!!

OSAMA IS DEAD ! LETS CELEBRATE TOGETHER ! – m4w – 25 (Manhattan):

Athletic, muscular, good looking, tall, dark and handsome. lets do this! email me a pic, and about yourself!

Lets celebrate!!!!! Im open to all ideas – m4w – 33 (Nassau)

Lets celebrate the death of Osama. I am open to coming by and getting some oral and giving oral to a female this morning… Im open to hearing all ideas and all are welcome today. What the heck, im not gonn abe picky this morning. Be able to meet this morning. I travel. 33 5’8 short brn hr brn eyes italian 185 good looking athletic guy here, must be discreet… TS are a plus!!!!!

Interested?


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