New York

DC politicians have gone all in with your 401ks/IRAs

What's that sound? The U.S. economy — and my 401k — being mistreated.

Anyone else getting sick and tired of watching those nitwits on Capitol Hill play rope-a-dope with our financial standing and economy?

The debt-ceiling “crisis” is boring, I get it. Most Americans just want a good outcome, since well, confidence is already basically shot. But all you Most Americans, wake up, and take a look at your retirement plans. As has been the case all to often the past three years, they are once again crumbling before your blind eyes. Don’t worry, I’ve done some light lifting for you.

For six straight sessions — or days, for the laymen and laywomen — the Dow Jones Industrial average has fallen roughly 600 points. The DWI is perhaps the easiest way to analyze how all the world’s financial markets are doing. It’s not exact, but it’s easy to read and what’s written is: “You’re losing cash, and quickly.”

The dang thing hasn’t gained any ground since April 1. What’s that sound you say? That’s you working and putting money away and getting nothing for it.

That’s how I feel anyway. Meanwhile, these plods in D.C. and their clueless approach to governance does nothing to instill the much needed confidence that any expert will tell you — unless he/she’s a conservative wonk and then it’ll be “less taxes” rhetoric or a liberal wonk and its more spending necessities — is the key to growing an economy.

CONFIDENCE, that intangible, most important of human attitudes is what moves markets, not less taxes or more spending. And we lack it and other countries’ economies lack it and so my 401k lurches every day slightly down.

My 401k is worth roughly $21,000, as of the end of June. Not counting my contributions and my employer’s contributions, that was actually $80 less than three months earlier. So I actually lost nearly a C-note to the ether. Nevermind what’s happened the last week. I’m afraid to do that math.

I also have a small IRA fund managed by a college friend separate from my 401k that idles at just over $1,500. It’s been pretty stagnant for a couple years, during which time I have pushed for my buddy/financial adviser to re-allocate the small fund into investments in China and India. God forbid! all you Made in Americans say.

Well, my confidence may have finally broke thanks to this boring debt-ceiling crisis. It may get resolved today, but longterm, Congress should expect lots of smart money (and my pittance of investment cash) to head someplace where they know how to handle an economy.

College buddy/financial adviser, start researching Beijing movie theater construction companies and Mumbai real estate. Pronto!


News
Entertainment
Sports
Lifestyle
International

Paris tackles rudeness with new manual

One of the world's most visited cities but also famous for its rudeness, Paris has embarked on a campaign to improve its reputation and better cater to the needs of…

Breaking: International

Report: James Gandolfini dead of heart attack in…

The actor was 51.

National

Man injured after feeding barbecue to bear

What would you unexpectedly came across a bear? Run? Hide? You probably wouldn’t feed it, right?

Breaking: Local

(UPDATED) Car jumps curb, injuring four in the…

Four people are wounded this morning after a car crashed into three men watering plants outside a grocery store and a bicyclist on a rented CitiBike.

Entertainment

Courtney Love will play what she wants

When interviewing Courtney Love, you don’t want to upset her, especially within the first minute of the conversation.

Going Out

Now trending: Barbecue parties

Who says you have to fire up the grill yourself?

Going Out

Drinks-to-dinner gets easier at these spots

Avoid the schlep with these near-each-other ideas.

Going Out

Hot chef: Rory Macdonald makes light of dessert…

Since opening its doors in April 2012, Midtown’s Hakkasan (311 W. 43rd St., 212-776-1818) has been known for creating premiere Chinese cuisine. One of the…

MLB

Phil Hughes bombed as Yankees lose nightcap of…

Hughes set a poor tone early by allowing two runs in the opening inning as the Yankees settled for a doubleheader split with a 6-0 loss to the Dodgers.

MLB

Yankees pull out 6-4 win in first game…

The Yankees struggled to get Yasiel Puig out, but they were good enough against the other Dodgers to earn a 6-4 victory.

NBA

VIDEO: Miami Heat fans confirm they're the worst

Playing the Field: Miami Heat fans prove they're the worst in sports

MLB

Report: Alex Rodriguez met with Bosch during 2012…

The Miami New Times reported Rodriguez and Bosch met in Detroit during the series, though what happened in the meeting is not clear.

National

Obesity officially recognized as a disease

The American Medical Association has officially recognized obesity as a disease.

Lifestyle

Sneak math into summer family activities

Help your children retain their math skills.

Lifestyle

Attack of summer asthma and allergies

A doctor has a few pieces of advice for allergic children.

Lifestyle

Dating: How to fight fair

Tell someone when things bother you.