NJ Gov. Chris Christie to Nets: Good riddance

Hiroko Masuike/Getty Images

Somehow we get the sense this is the exact same speech Christie gave to
the first girl who ever broke up with him.

The glorious Garden State doesn’t need you, Jay-Z. Or that Kris Humphries, either!

Like a lover scorned, Gov. Chris Christie told the Nets today, it’s OK, he was never really that into them, either.

Speaking at a press conference, the never-shy GOP guv declared to applause, “My message to the Nets is

“You don’t want to stay here, we don’t want
you. I’m not going to be in the business of begging people to stay
here,” he continued. “There will be no tears shed on my part.”

The Nets played the Philadelphia 76ers tonight in their last home game at the Prudential Center in Newark. Next season the team moves to the Barclay’s Center in Ft. Greene, Brooklyn. The team is owned by Russian billionaire Mikhail Prokhorov; Jay-Z owns a minority stake.

“That’s one of the most
beautiful arenas in America they have a chance to play in. It’s in one of the country’s most vibrant cities,” he continued. (Just a reminder, he is talking about Newark here, folks.) “And they want to
leave here and go to Brooklyn? Good riddance. See you later.”

Reason No. 57 we love Chris Christie, as part of a long list that includes when he told people to “get the hell off the beaches” before Tropical Storm Irene and when he laughed at a Star-Ledger reporter for being “the thinnest-skinned guy in America.”


Best nature spots for kids in New York…

When it comes to kids and nature, most U.S. parents agree: children should be spending more time outdoors. According to a recent survey by The…


Easter 2014: The year's best bonnets

It's Easter, and that means it's time for Fifth Avenue to turn into a veritable catwalk of bonnet-wearers. The annual march, which kicks off at…


Woman arrested for attempted kidnapping of baby in…

Authorities said that a Queens woman behind an attempted kidnapping of an 8-month-old baby boy was arrested on Saturday.


Hate crime charge in attack on Sikh Columbia…

A man has been arrested and charged with a hate crime after he allegedly pulled the beard of a Sikh Columbia University professor as part…


‘Mad Men’ recap: Season 7, Episode 2, ‘A…

Peggy and Lou are horrible, Bert's racist, Don is honest(ish) and Roger and Pete are frustrated. "A Day's Work" not quite worthy of "This Will Be Our Year."


'Game of Thrones' recap: Season 4, Episode 3,…

The problem with the devil you know is that ignoring them doesn’t mean they simply lie in wait. It allows them time to do things…


Discovery cancels 'Everest Jump Live' special in wake…

The Discovery Channel has indicated it will not be moving forward with "Everest Jump Live," a planned special about mountain climber Joby Ogwyn's effort to…

The Word

'X-Men' director Bryan Singer drama continues

  News broke late last week that "X-Men" and "The Usual Suspects" director Bryan Singer is being sued by a man who said Singer molested…


Rangers let chance at victory slip away in…

All the Rangers had to do was hold serve in a raucous Madison Square Garden — roaring in anticipation of putting a hated rival in a 2-0 series hole.


Yankees place Ivan Nova on DL with partially…

Yankees starter Ivan Nova was diagnosed with a partially torn UCL in his throwing elbow Sunday.


Rangers never thought opening round would be 'an…

You might have thought the Metropolitan Division semifinal series was going to be a rout after watching Game 1 Thursday night. The Rangers did not.


Rangers blow two-goal lead in Game 2 loss…

The Rangers got out to an early 2-0 lead in Game 2 and the Garden was rocking. But it went downhill quickly from there.


Packing: The one thing you need in your…

A new survey that looks at the travel habits of 50,000 people around the world has revealed that Western and Asian globetrotters have different priorities…


Is your chair making it hard to talk?

Ever wished there was an office chair that could make impromptu meetings and discussions more private? The Cristiana Wing Chair is an asymmetrical armchair which…


Live large at these luxury hotels

From Thai boxing lessons and macabre Dracula tours to the Australian Outback, the Four Seasons hotel chain launched a series of new travel packages this…


4 things that every summer camp should have

Alan Saltz, director of the 92nd street Y program lists things that every summer camp should have.