Crystal Harris: Playboy model spills not-so-sexy secrets about Hef

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris during happier, but less sexy, times.

Since calling off the wedding five days before it was supposed to happen wasn’t quite heartless enough, Playboy model Crystal Harris is taking some below-the-belt shots at former fiance Hugh Hefner.

According to the 25-year-old model, the couple only had sex once during their two-year relationship. She also revealed that it lasted “like two seconds,” which could very well be the average for any man who finds himself having sex with a Playboy model. Can you blame the old chap?

“Hef doesn’t really take off his clothes. I have never seen him naked,” Harris dished during an appearance on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM radio show.

Again, when you’re about to have sex with a Playboy model, is there really time for that?

She went on to say, “I was over it. I just like, walked away. I am not turned on by Hef. Sorry.”

Because it’s all about love and passion when you’re a 25-year-old model dating an 85-year-old millionaire, right? Please. Every good sugar baby knows you have to make some sacrifices.

In a separate interview with Access Hollywood, Harris did say, “I love Hef. I cared about Hef. I always will. We had a good time together.”

Just not quite good enough. Hef has to be rich and good in bed? Can’t a guy catch a break? Geez.

But don’t feel too sorry for ol’ Heff. He’s apparently already found someone more caring, more loving and more accepting of his desire to have fully-clothed quickies: Shera Bechard, a 27 year-old French Canadian model who was Playboy’s Miss November 2010. Well done, Hef. We’re sure it will work out differently for you this time.



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