Crystal Harris: Playboy model spills not-so-sexy secrets about Hef

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris during happier, but less sexy, times.

Since calling off the wedding five days before it was supposed to happen wasn’t quite heartless enough, Playboy model Crystal Harris is taking some below-the-belt shots at former fiance Hugh Hefner.

According to the 25-year-old model, the couple only had sex once during their two-year relationship. She also revealed that it lasted “like two seconds,” which could very well be the average for any man who finds himself having sex with a Playboy model. Can you blame the old chap?

“Hef doesn’t really take off his clothes. I have never seen him naked,” Harris dished during an appearance on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM radio show.

Again, when you’re about to have sex with a Playboy model, is there really time for that?

She went on to say, “I was over it. I just like, walked away. I am not turned on by Hef. Sorry.”

Because it’s all about love and passion when you’re a 25-year-old model dating an 85-year-old millionaire, right? Please. Every good sugar baby knows you have to make some sacrifices.

In a separate interview with Access Hollywood, Harris did say, “I love Hef. I cared about Hef. I always will. We had a good time together.”

Just not quite good enough. Hef has to be rich and good in bed? Can’t a guy catch a break? Geez.

But don’t feel too sorry for ol’ Heff. He’s apparently already found someone more caring, more loving and more accepting of his desire to have fully-clothed quickies: Shera Bechard, a 27 year-old French Canadian model who was Playboy’s Miss November 2010. Well done, Hef. We’re sure it will work out differently for you this time.



News
Entertainment
Sports
Lifestyle
National

Hundreds pay it forward at Florida Starbucks in…

The spontaneous chain of kindness continued for about 11 hours, totaling 457 transactions by the time it ended.

National

Weather system east of Caribbean could turn into…

An area of low pressure located east of the Caribbean Sea has a 50 percent chance of becoming a tropical depression or storm in the next 48 hours, U.S. forecasters…

National

U.S. hospital to discharge doctor treated with experimental…

An American doctor who contracted Ebola treating victims of the deadly virus in Liberia has recovered and will be discharged on Thursday by the Atlanta hospital that treated him with…

Local

Mugger uses chokeholds in Central Park attacks: NYPD

Cops are searching for a Manhattan mugging suspect tied to at least two attacks near Central Park this week.

Movies

Review: 'When the Game Stands Tall' is both…

The high school football saga "When the Game Stands Tall" fumbles around for a focus while Jim Caviezel offers the most low-key coach in history.

Movies

Girlfriend in a coma: Chloe Grace Moretz

Chloe Grace Moretz is the best cheerleader "If I Stay" could ask for. As the star of the film adaptation of the successful YA novel…

The Word

The Word: Summer lovin' for Zac Efron and…

Ah, the summer romance. So intense, so fleeting. With Labor Day fast approaching, it should come as little surprise that the incredibly surprising romance between…

The Word

The Word: The Zac Efron-Michelle Rodriguez summer fling…

  Ah, the summer romance. So intense, so fleeting. With Labor Day fast approaching, it should come as little surprise that the incredibly surprising romance…

NFL

Fantasy football draft guide: How to draft your…

Many are wondering if we’re entering a new age in fantasy football drafting — one where running backs take a backseat.

NFL

Jets vs. Giants: 3 Giants storylines to watch

The Giants have plenty to work on as they reach the dress rehearsal preseason game Friday night against the rival Jets.

NFL

Jets vs. Giants: 3 Jets storylines to watch

Metro looks at three Jets storylines to watch as they play the Giants Friday.

NFL

Giants expected to work Corey Washington into first-team…

The day of reckoning for the Giants' fringe players will fall upon them Friday night against the Jets.

Sex

Online dating for every generation

Frank Jackson and his mother Maggie are like lots of modern families: They have dinner together regularly, keep each other updated on their lives —…

Wellbeing

Going green could be the key to getting…

If we could just pursue the things that would actually make us happy, we could help the environment too, according to a New York researcher.…

Wellbeing

Metabolic syndrome could have a sugar link

Scientists in St. Louis may have found another culprit in metabolic syndrome, which can lead to heart disease and type 2 diabetes.  Uric acid is…

Wellbeing

Another way stress hurts your unborn baby

Mothers know to try staying calm during pregnancy, as stress has been linked to behavioral and developmental problems for their babies. But now, a new…