Chris Brown death threats, what took so long?

Somebody doesn't like this guy? Whaaa?
Somebody doesn’t like this guy? Whaaa?

File this one under “What took them so long?”: TMZ has reported that the Los Angeles Police Department is investigating death threats made against Chris Brown. Because of his giant ego, we’re gonna call it right here that it’s only just a matter of time before Breezy brags about this in song.

We wouldn’t be surprised if he’s had a song ready to go just for this occasion. Can’t you just imagine his agent breathlessly calling him to deliver the news: “You know all those times you were a raging a-hole in public and for some reason people still hired you for things and stuff? Well, somebody’s finally threatened to kill you! Welcome to the big leagues, son!”

Also, if you want proof, just click any of the related tags.

While we certainly don’t advocate for anybody to harm anybody else, it’s just surprising that Brown hadn’t outraged anybody enough to drive them to make threats like these before. Chris Brown, we do hope you stay out of harm’s way, and suggest that maybe the best way to do that would be to not behave like a jackass.


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