TV Watch List: Monday, August 5

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Metro breaks down your Monday night TV.

‘Shark Week’
SHARKS! We’re going to need a bigger DVR…because Shark Week is back and we’re not going to miss a single second of jagged-toothed, dead-eyed, scariest predator of the sea-programming. Tonight, catch “The Return of Jaws” which is not a sequel to the title movie, but an exploration of the hunting habits of Great Whites off the coast of Cape Cod.
9 p.m, DSC

‘The Ghost Inside My Child’
EDUCATIONAL. Whoa, the name of this new series isn’t creepy at all. In the premiere episode a toddler has unexplainable and disturbing memories of war. Eek!
Series Premiere, 10 p.m., BIO

‘The Bachelorette’
REALITY. In the season finale (it feels like this season has been going on forever) Desiree finally chooses her man. No doubt plenty of tears and drama ensue.
Season Finale, 8 p.m., ABC

‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’
REALITY. Exchanges are cold at Vicki’s “Winter Wonderland” party (isn’t this lady too old — like, so old — to be having prom-themed parties?) and basically everyone fights with everyone else in the season finale.
Season Finale, 9 p.m., BRAVO


Mutant worms stay sober, even on alcohol

U.S. researchers have developed "mutant worms" that do not get drunk by alcohol, a breakthrough that could lead to new treatment for people trying to quit drinking


K-9 nose helps capture $150K in cocaine at…

A furry, four-legged security agent helped authorities stop an illegal cocaine shipment from sneaking past JFK customs.


Minnesota man asked to leave Southwest flight after…

A man and his two sons were asked to leave a Southwest Airlines flight after the man sent a tweet complaining about being treated rudely by a gate agent.


Man sues hospital after surprise penis amputation

An Alabama man who went in to a hospital last month for a circumcision awoke after surgery to find his penis had been amputated, his lawyer said on Thursday.


Review: Brett Ratner's big 'Hercules' movie is small…

The latest "Hercules," starring Dwayne Johnson as the half-god beefcake of Greek myth, strips its hero and tale of most of its fantastical elements.


Scientists recreate world's smallest Monet copy

Scientists have reproduced a famous Impressionist painting using nano-printing, to create what has been described as the world's smallest work of art. Reworked at the…


Jerry Seinfeld is ambidextrous, and other Reddit AMA…

See some of the weirder highlights of Jerry Seinfeld's recent Reddit AMA.

Going Out

Grab a pedestrian and start dancing at What…

As a New Yorker, I’ve mastered the art of focusing my gaze straight ahead. Though it occasionally piques my interest, the absurdities that play out…

U.S. Soccer

Orlando City takes shot at NYCFC over Frank…

Orlando City reminded the world how big a signing Brazilian star Kaka earlier this month with a photo of Kaka mobbed by fans juxtaposed against Lampard.


Jeremy Lin says 'Linsanity' is over as he…

Jeremy Lin lit up the NBA two years ago with his play for the Knicks but he has no desire to recreate "Linsanity" in his new career with the Lakers.


2014 NFL Fantasy Football Top 100 overall player…

2014 NFL Fantasy Football Top 100 overall player rankings

U.S. Soccer

NYCFC announce signing of Frank Lampard

The tease of a big signing Thursday by new MLS side NYCFC ended up being one rumored for weeks. England midfielder Frank Lampard agreed to…


Forget Wi-Fi: Li-Fi could be the future

Li-Fi technology – developed by Mexican company Sisoft – is wireless internet connectivity using specialized LED light.


Weather app Climendo might be the most accurate…

The wait for a truly accurate weather forecast could finally be over thanks to a nifty new app called Climendo.


Napkin Table puts focus off the phone and…

Michael Jan, a design student at Tunghai University in Taiwan, has invented a serviette-picnic blanket hybrid called the Napkin Table.


Essie's new Color Boutique

Essie launches high-tech kiosks at major airports and malls across the country.