One woman from Bloomington, Ind., is seeking the bandit kisser who embraced her at midnight on New Year's Day, and then took off after he accidentally urinated on her. The 25-year-old woman posted a Missed Connection on Craigslist (found by the Daily Dot) and assured the mystery kisser it was OK that he'd peed on her.
She wrote: "You - 5'8 scruffy, glasses, wearing a blue hoodie outside the Vid and I asked you for a lighter. You lit my cigarette and we talked about our wishes for the new year. We heard the countdown starting and decided to stay outside. I started to cry and you kissed me, and then we started to make out. After a minute I felt something warm and realised that you pissed yourself. I pushed you away and that's when you ran but I wish you had stayed. You peed on me but it's OK! I just want to know who you are! Please reply and when you do tell me why I started crying so I know it's you - if you remember."
Urine and tears at midnight? What a romantic way to ring in the New Year. We hope the two find each other.
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