Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt cover R.Kelly’s ‘Ignition’ remix (VIDEO)

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It’s no secret that universal cutie Joseph Gordon Levitt knows how to play the guitar. Remember his rendition of Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance’ last year? Fun, right?

Well in this video, Gordon-Levitt managed to take a fairly dirty song and turn it into a sexy slow jam. We’re all adults here, with lyrics like “It’s the freakin weekend baby I’m about to have me some fun’ we all know what kind of fun he’s talking about.

Gordon-Levitt interrupts the song at one point to ask the what sounds like a predominately female crowd “who here likes sex?” Obviously, the crowd goes nuts, because, who doesn’t like sex, right? As the crowd is hollering, Gordon-Levitt answers the obvious question: he too enjoys getting down. Phew, he got us worried.

And just like that, with this video, our ovaries exploded. We’re forever grateful to whoever posted it on YouTube.